Rinaldo Francesca it never said that Àp0ti be inclined to pull back onerous but rewarding task of dispensing practical advice to everyday survival for Homo (and for Mulier) Sapiens free spirit and inquiring mind, indeed, knows that these our scattered thoughts and innocent could one day be broader in a manual of survival, maybe with an attachment - why not - a cookbook. After all, let's face it, the '10s are in desperate need of a return to post-retro-kitsch-pseudo-counter-culture, brilliantly expressed in indispensable masterpieces such as The Anarchist Cookbook , Steal This Book, and many others. So who better than Àp0ti could apply for such a gathering, a distinguished witness? Have you seen our logo? I mean, sorry, no, I tell you. Seen. Our. Logo? Said it all.
However, since one has to start somewhere, why not start with some simple straight that allows you to make trouble - and then fleeing - the hardworking employees of the Watchtower Society, by ensure that your home is on their maps tactics signaled, once and for all, with a capital NOT MAKE YOU OPEN THE DOOR?
Yes, I agree, there will be some who will argue that retaliation - like the stunt in which we applaud films like Jackass - should be left to professionals, in fact any of you have seen in the performance of worship idol of mothers Fabio Volo ( where the video shown below) a sort of wet dream, a retaliation Dante, if you will, but nothing more. Definitely not something to emulate.
Our interpretation is slightly different, however, if you will allow.
For goodness sake, the video will surely rejoice in the spontaneous comments à 'well-being-the' those who will use three and a half minutes of their lives watching Fabio Volo put on the street at seven in the morning, armed with nothing less than a crib and his persuasive human voice altar boy, which would moisten his lips with excitement even the Holy Father, with the sole purpose of, er, split the balls (if you forgive the trivial and yet apt hyperbole) to unidentified Jehovah's Witnesses, performing at their intercom and presented as 'a Catholic'.
Sure, why not, but you get the feeling that if the flight (to the registry Bonetti) had the misfortune of hitting a person in the mood for a theological debate which, seeing his bluff, he had asked to explain in detail the essence of the Trinity, perhaps for the passing TRANSUST according to Thomas Aquinas, our hero could replicate little more than a few stammering confused.
It is here that the essence of the weapon is available to anyone who opens its door to the sellers of faith: the question. After all that's wrong to want to know a little 'more about the motives that led those who believe in two soft jacket to drag their shoulder bag up to your door? Keep in mind that the only converse with people (you) that are likely to reflect on their folly Witnesses Jehovah's Witnesses doctrine can lead to "decoupling" - Or excommunication, in their world.
Well, are you ready?
1. So long as the end of the world?
Yes, for the uninitiated, that jolly fellow of Charles Taze Russell, founder of the Watchtower (Watchtower Bible and Tract Society ) based his whole system of doctrine on a single, indisputable dogma: the world was about to end. Oh, and the fact that he, Charles Taze Russell, was the only mortal in the history of mankind can correctly interpret the Bible ... for reasons which, alas, never took care not to explain, except to pour his performances in a series of studies of the Scriptures (6 volumes), the only tool to read the Bible without the risk to remain in spiritual darkness.
The end of the world, however - or Armageddon, friends - it was really his first love and forte, to the point that Russell sold his business to devote himself full time to the profession of jinx, cultivating purpose "a shaggy beard and bushy "by jinx. [1] Russell
Needless to say, as every person with those in the sphere of psychiatry are called delusional disorder, had not only been content to make predictions at random, but was also enriched with specific dates, events with biblical- paranoid are the envy another, great visionary, John the Evangelist, author of the Apocalypse.
briefly, in 1799 had begun on the End Times, in 1874 Jesus was again landed on our planet (in invisible form, mind you), and in 1914 the world would end. All dates were obviously confirmed by certain geometric measurements in the pyramids of Egypt (Where else?)
the painful disappointment to see that - and got past the 1914 - the whole human race was still alive, Russell decided to change the date and postporla to 1915 ...
Nothing. Please try again: you will be luckier.
Okay, so maybe the 1918?
Nah, no way.
Charles Taze Russell died in 1916, without even the consolation of seeing the dream come true in his life, and that is to witness the horrible and grim death and Judgement of millions of sinners who had not wanted to believe her prophecies. A real shame.
This does not mean that the spiritual heirs of Russell did this as a valuable lesson: Ah no, his successor, Joseph Franklin Rutherford such a lawyer - although it was believed to be a judge and no one could change his mind - he decided that he would pass the prophecies by his predecessor in booths, at least say that Rutherford was able to make us some money in addition, as we shall see.
Over the years, other dates were considered as possible Days Judgement: the date of Jesus' return in version Invisible Man was moved discreetly to 1914, 1925, was taken for granted as the new Armageddon (the year would also be resurrected Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, to oversee what In case you were wondering) and when this did not happen, briefly, was considered the 1957 (why not? In the end it was the year of Sputnik) and then in 1975, in a famous "prophecy" made in 1966. Today, Jehovah's Witnesses prefer to quietly let us note that, according to the prophecy, the world would have ended "in 1975. You see, a verb servile changes everything. [2]
2. Dove sono gli Immortali?
Per dimostrare al mondo di essere in grado di battere persino il suo predecessore in fatto di insanità mentale, Rutheford pensò bene di profetizzare nel 1920 che milioni di persone, in vita durante il ritorno invisibile di Gesù, non sarebbero mai morte. Un concetto preso in prestito dal Vangelo secondo Matteo (24:34), che Rutheford usò come titolino leggermente sensazionalista per un suo pamphlet, atto a reclutare milioni di fedeli con una confusa profezia rivolta a coloro che si fossero convertiti entro 6 mesi, i quali avrebbero avuto comode rate a interessi zero per i primi 36 mesi, più un apriscatole in omaggio... o forse stiamo facendo confusione.
Sia come sia, nel 1925 venne just successfully launched the "campaign of one million, which enabled us to Rutherford on a nice nest egg with which to buy a villa in San Diego, and name Beth Sarim (House of Princes). We do not need to tell you that this vast property, with ten bedrooms and a swimming pool, was in fact headed to no other than Abraham, Isaac & Jacob (aka Israel): yes, Rutherford was just, like, the Keeper Beth Sarim, waiting to come back the biblical patriarchs (who - you know - like a little squirt 'water of a swimming pool, while they see a number of ways to destroy the planet and burn alive all sinners). The same applies to the two Cadillac V-16, also of course bought to run around the patriarchs. Pending
But it was good Rutherford take around California from his driver - when it was busy traveling around Europe with the proceeds derived from the new converts - and spent his winters at Beth Sarim. This was his way of life during and after the Depression of '29, qundo the vast majority of his compatriots was hungry.
The question therefore is this: millions of new converts who would still be alive ... er, where are they? Be careful, we're talking about millions of witnesses who, in 1914, must have at least the age of majority, and therefore should now have 117 years as minimo. Se ne sa niente di quelli lì? Dov'è che li tenete nascosti? Neanche un trafiletto su una delle vostre pubblicazioni?
3. Gesù non se n'è accorto?
Per coloro che si stessero ancora torcendo dall'intollerabile suspense del non sapere perché mai Gesù avesse deciso di tornare sulla terra in forma invisibile nel 1914, e per fare cosa, etc etc, ecco la risposta.
Gesù, nella piena consapevolezza che il mondo stava per essere distrutto di lì a poco – secolo più, secolo meno – aveva deciso di giungere personalmente sulla terra per esaminare ogni singola scrittura di ogni singola religione che fosse mai stata concepita dopo la sua morte (capite, To update a bit ', but without being bothered by autograph hunters). Needless to say, the end of his ponderous study, around 1919 or so, the good teacher had come to the conclusion that the interpretation of the Watchtower Society was the only one worthy of winning his seal of approval ( Man of the Mountain said yes, so to speak).
It is possible to consider that Jesus, during his research bookworm (we can at this point difficult to write, because of abdominal pain in the family that always come when you laugh too much about taste, but we wiped away the tears and keep just for you!), has also taken a look at The Volume Finished Mystery , pubblicato dalla casa editrice della sua religione preferita nel 1917?
Vedete, come nel caso di Jimi Hendrix e più recentemente Michael Jackson, la morte di un artista non impedisce a coloro che ne incassano i diritti d'autore di continuare a pubblicare, anno dopo anno, materiale inedito, di solito convenientemente reperito all'ultimo momento, 1-2 mesi prima del Santo Natale.
Così anche per Charles Taze Russell, la sua morte non impedì alla Società Torre di Guardia di pubblicare il cosiddetto settimo volume dei suoi Studi delle Scritture, intitolato appunto The Finished Mystery . In questo libro si legge a chiare lettere che la fine del mondo sarebbe cominciata nella primavera del 1918, that was the case of spiritual preparation, and maybe even cancel the appointment with the hairdresser. As we know, however, the world continues to exist for another 92 years. Nothing Revelation - sigh!
The cases are therefore two: Jesus, in selecting the JW as the only keepers of the truth, he was willing to turn a blind eye on this small oversight (???) or simply did not notice?
Answer, my good witnesses ...
4. A shocking and wrong translation, outdated and incorrect?
Yes, I agree: we all know that the entire Bible in any modern language to read, is basically a "shocking and wrong translation outdated and incorrect. " This is evident from the first verse of Genesis! "In the beginning Gods created the heavens and the earth" would be a more accurate translation than the version that we inflicted the catechism, since, until proven otherwise, the word for "God" in the original text - Elohim, or אֱלהִים - is plural!
But even if it were omitted, no translation can not even dream of competing in terms of bizarre, comic and arbitrary interpretations by psychopaths with the Grand Champion: the New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures - the only version recognized from JW.
And to say we are not, but the same academic quoted by the Watchtower Society as a leading authority on the original sacred texts: prof. JR Mantey.
Apparently, the Watchtower Society was chosen as the face of Mantey New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures , the little problem is that when Mantey heard of it - decades ago - nearly a stroke and was careful to declare "After studying their incorrect translations in hundreds of verses of the New Testament, it was clear in my conviction that the Scripture when he disagreed with their particular teachings, they have deliberately translated incorrectly or altered the text to the point that it might seem that there is some apparent support for their views unscriptural (...). But what is far worse, (...) are guilty of deliberate deception: This makes the translation detestable "[3]
In other words, my good Witnesses: Do you really believe your writings, even when those who think the sanctions, are actually the first to call them "loathsome"?
5. There would agree at least try to find out if you have a hope?
Here's another amusing curiosity about our friends with the shoulder bag: you should make the idea come to convert, you would be given the rank of second-class flock. Ah yes, the religion of Jehovah's Witnesses in fact divides the faithful in the first and second class.
Those of the first class - the "anointed," if you prefer, or משיח - are those that are allowed to take communion, those who will always have direct contact with God, only they are entitled to take place in heaven at the end of times. And of course their number is limited to 144,000 (that's returning to the abdominal pains), a number that is mentioned three times in the Apocalypse.
and the second class?
Well, this "other sheep" (The Gospel according to John 10:16) will be destined to remain on earth for eternity, unless - so says the interpretation of the moment, unless sudden changes of last-minute idea by the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, as tradition has it - unless, as we said , fails to score a sufficient number of converts to enable him to become first-class sheep.
Now, the question, as the poet said, arises: before busily knocking door to door, my pretty Witnesses, would not be worth if you ask really any hope? No, because you get the feeling that, since the number of "anointed" in life right now (or "faithful slaves and discrete, "as they like to be announced) approximately 10,800 [4], and it is possible that this number has remained more or less stable - with deaths and new purchases each year - could it be that from 1879 to present the remaining 133,200 people, with a average of a thousand new "anointed" each year, have already been allocated all? I'd do a little research to, if I were you.
Well, our mission is accomplished today, dear brothers. I hope you have today a more tool, always remembering what he said the ruthless Nietzsche: It is false that every truth is not aroused at least a laugh!
Peace.
[1] Luigi Pirandello: The license , available at:
http://www.classicitaliani.it/pirandel/novelle/03_040.htm
[2] See:
http://www.watchtowerinformationservice.org/dates/the-1975-prophecy -and-its-impact-among-Dutch-Jehovahs-witnesses /
[3] JR Mantey, quoted by A. Aveta, Analysis of a sect , pp. 30, 31. See also video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GIGMiSzmw8
[4] Annual report, Yearbook, Watch Tower Bible & Tract Society, 2010.
However, since one has to start somewhere, why not start with some simple straight that allows you to make trouble - and then fleeing - the hardworking employees of the Watchtower Society, by ensure that your home is on their maps tactics signaled, once and for all, with a capital NOT MAKE YOU OPEN THE DOOR?
Yes, I agree, there will be some who will argue that retaliation - like the stunt in which we applaud films like Jackass - should be left to professionals, in fact any of you have seen in the performance of worship idol of mothers Fabio Volo ( where the video shown below) a sort of wet dream, a retaliation Dante, if you will, but nothing more. Definitely not something to emulate.
Our interpretation is slightly different, however, if you will allow.
For goodness sake, the video will surely rejoice in the spontaneous comments à 'well-being-the' those who will use three and a half minutes of their lives watching Fabio Volo put on the street at seven in the morning, armed with nothing less than a crib and his persuasive human voice altar boy, which would moisten his lips with excitement even the Holy Father, with the sole purpose of, er, split the balls (if you forgive the trivial and yet apt hyperbole) to unidentified Jehovah's Witnesses, performing at their intercom and presented as 'a Catholic'.
Sure, why not, but you get the feeling that if the flight (to the registry Bonetti) had the misfortune of hitting a person in the mood for a theological debate which, seeing his bluff, he had asked to explain in detail the essence of the Trinity, perhaps for the passing TRANSUST according to Thomas Aquinas, our hero could replicate little more than a few stammering confused.
It is here that the essence of the weapon is available to anyone who opens its door to the sellers of faith: the question. After all that's wrong to want to know a little 'more about the motives that led those who believe in two soft jacket to drag their shoulder bag up to your door? Keep in mind that the only converse with people (you) that are likely to reflect on their folly Witnesses Jehovah's Witnesses doctrine can lead to "decoupling" - Or excommunication, in their world.
Well, are you ready?
1. So long as the end of the world?
Yes, for the uninitiated, that jolly fellow of Charles Taze Russell, founder of the Watchtower (Watchtower Bible and Tract Society ) based his whole system of doctrine on a single, indisputable dogma: the world was about to end. Oh, and the fact that he, Charles Taze Russell, was the only mortal in the history of mankind can correctly interpret the Bible ... for reasons which, alas, never took care not to explain, except to pour his performances in a series of studies of the Scriptures (6 volumes), the only tool to read the Bible without the risk to remain in spiritual darkness.
The end of the world, however - or Armageddon, friends - it was really his first love and forte, to the point that Russell sold his business to devote himself full time to the profession of jinx, cultivating purpose "a shaggy beard and bushy "by jinx. [1] Russell
Needless to say, as every person with those in the sphere of psychiatry are called delusional disorder, had not only been content to make predictions at random, but was also enriched with specific dates, events with biblical- paranoid are the envy another, great visionary, John the Evangelist, author of the Apocalypse.
briefly, in 1799 had begun on the End Times, in 1874 Jesus was again landed on our planet (in invisible form, mind you), and in 1914 the world would end. All dates were obviously confirmed by certain geometric measurements in the pyramids of Egypt (Where else?)
the painful disappointment to see that - and got past the 1914 - the whole human race was still alive, Russell decided to change the date and postporla to 1915 ...
Nothing. Please try again: you will be luckier.
Okay, so maybe the 1918?
Nah, no way.
Charles Taze Russell died in 1916, without even the consolation of seeing the dream come true in his life, and that is to witness the horrible and grim death and Judgement of millions of sinners who had not wanted to believe her prophecies. A real shame.
This does not mean that the spiritual heirs of Russell did this as a valuable lesson: Ah no, his successor, Joseph Franklin Rutherford such a lawyer - although it was believed to be a judge and no one could change his mind - he decided that he would pass the prophecies by his predecessor in booths, at least say that Rutherford was able to make us some money in addition, as we shall see.
Over the years, other dates were considered as possible Days Judgement: the date of Jesus' return in version Invisible Man was moved discreetly to 1914, 1925, was taken for granted as the new Armageddon (the year would also be resurrected Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, to oversee what In case you were wondering) and when this did not happen, briefly, was considered the 1957 (why not? In the end it was the year of Sputnik) and then in 1975, in a famous "prophecy" made in 1966. Today, Jehovah's Witnesses prefer to quietly let us note that, according to the prophecy, the world would have ended "in 1975. You see, a verb servile changes everything. [2]
2. Dove sono gli Immortali?
Per dimostrare al mondo di essere in grado di battere persino il suo predecessore in fatto di insanità mentale, Rutheford pensò bene di profetizzare nel 1920 che milioni di persone, in vita durante il ritorno invisibile di Gesù, non sarebbero mai morte. Un concetto preso in prestito dal Vangelo secondo Matteo (24:34), che Rutheford usò come titolino leggermente sensazionalista per un suo pamphlet, atto a reclutare milioni di fedeli con una confusa profezia rivolta a coloro che si fossero convertiti entro 6 mesi, i quali avrebbero avuto comode rate a interessi zero per i primi 36 mesi, più un apriscatole in omaggio... o forse stiamo facendo confusione.
Sia come sia, nel 1925 venne just successfully launched the "campaign of one million, which enabled us to Rutherford on a nice nest egg with which to buy a villa in San Diego, and name Beth Sarim (House of Princes). We do not need to tell you that this vast property, with ten bedrooms and a swimming pool, was in fact headed to no other than Abraham, Isaac & Jacob (aka Israel): yes, Rutherford was just, like, the Keeper Beth Sarim, waiting to come back the biblical patriarchs (who - you know - like a little squirt 'water of a swimming pool, while they see a number of ways to destroy the planet and burn alive all sinners). The same applies to the two Cadillac V-16, also of course bought to run around the patriarchs. Pending
But it was good Rutherford take around California from his driver - when it was busy traveling around Europe with the proceeds derived from the new converts - and spent his winters at Beth Sarim. This was his way of life during and after the Depression of '29, qundo the vast majority of his compatriots was hungry.
The question therefore is this: millions of new converts who would still be alive ... er, where are they? Be careful, we're talking about millions of witnesses who, in 1914, must have at least the age of majority, and therefore should now have 117 years as minimo. Se ne sa niente di quelli lì? Dov'è che li tenete nascosti? Neanche un trafiletto su una delle vostre pubblicazioni?
3. Gesù non se n'è accorto?
Per coloro che si stessero ancora torcendo dall'intollerabile suspense del non sapere perché mai Gesù avesse deciso di tornare sulla terra in forma invisibile nel 1914, e per fare cosa, etc etc, ecco la risposta.
Gesù, nella piena consapevolezza che il mondo stava per essere distrutto di lì a poco – secolo più, secolo meno – aveva deciso di giungere personalmente sulla terra per esaminare ogni singola scrittura di ogni singola religione che fosse mai stata concepita dopo la sua morte (capite, To update a bit ', but without being bothered by autograph hunters). Needless to say, the end of his ponderous study, around 1919 or so, the good teacher had come to the conclusion that the interpretation of the Watchtower Society was the only one worthy of winning his seal of approval ( Man of the Mountain said yes, so to speak).
It is possible to consider that Jesus, during his research bookworm (we can at this point difficult to write, because of abdominal pain in the family that always come when you laugh too much about taste, but we wiped away the tears and keep just for you!), has also taken a look at The Volume Finished Mystery , pubblicato dalla casa editrice della sua religione preferita nel 1917?
Vedete, come nel caso di Jimi Hendrix e più recentemente Michael Jackson, la morte di un artista non impedisce a coloro che ne incassano i diritti d'autore di continuare a pubblicare, anno dopo anno, materiale inedito, di solito convenientemente reperito all'ultimo momento, 1-2 mesi prima del Santo Natale.
Così anche per Charles Taze Russell, la sua morte non impedì alla Società Torre di Guardia di pubblicare il cosiddetto settimo volume dei suoi Studi delle Scritture, intitolato appunto The Finished Mystery . In questo libro si legge a chiare lettere che la fine del mondo sarebbe cominciata nella primavera del 1918, that was the case of spiritual preparation, and maybe even cancel the appointment with the hairdresser. As we know, however, the world continues to exist for another 92 years. Nothing Revelation - sigh!
The cases are therefore two: Jesus, in selecting the JW as the only keepers of the truth, he was willing to turn a blind eye on this small oversight (???) or simply did not notice?
Answer, my good witnesses ...
4. A shocking and wrong translation, outdated and incorrect?
Yes, I agree: we all know that the entire Bible in any modern language to read, is basically a "shocking and wrong translation outdated and incorrect. " This is evident from the first verse of Genesis! "In the beginning Gods created the heavens and the earth" would be a more accurate translation than the version that we inflicted the catechism, since, until proven otherwise, the word for "God" in the original text - Elohim, or אֱלהִים - is plural!
But even if it were omitted, no translation can not even dream of competing in terms of bizarre, comic and arbitrary interpretations by psychopaths with the Grand Champion: the New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures - the only version recognized from JW.
And to say we are not, but the same academic quoted by the Watchtower Society as a leading authority on the original sacred texts: prof. JR Mantey.
Apparently, the Watchtower Society was chosen as the face of Mantey New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures , the little problem is that when Mantey heard of it - decades ago - nearly a stroke and was careful to declare "After studying their incorrect translations in hundreds of verses of the New Testament, it was clear in my conviction that the Scripture when he disagreed with their particular teachings, they have deliberately translated incorrectly or altered the text to the point that it might seem that there is some apparent support for their views unscriptural (...). But what is far worse, (...) are guilty of deliberate deception: This makes the translation detestable "[3]
In other words, my good Witnesses: Do you really believe your writings, even when those who think the sanctions, are actually the first to call them "loathsome"?
5. There would agree at least try to find out if you have a hope?
Here's another amusing curiosity about our friends with the shoulder bag: you should make the idea come to convert, you would be given the rank of second-class flock. Ah yes, the religion of Jehovah's Witnesses in fact divides the faithful in the first and second class.
Those of the first class - the "anointed," if you prefer, or משיח - are those that are allowed to take communion, those who will always have direct contact with God, only they are entitled to take place in heaven at the end of times. And of course their number is limited to 144,000 (that's returning to the abdominal pains), a number that is mentioned three times in the Apocalypse.
and the second class?
Well, this "other sheep" (The Gospel according to John 10:16) will be destined to remain on earth for eternity, unless - so says the interpretation of the moment, unless sudden changes of last-minute idea by the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, as tradition has it - unless, as we said , fails to score a sufficient number of converts to enable him to become first-class sheep.
Now, the question, as the poet said, arises: before busily knocking door to door, my pretty Witnesses, would not be worth if you ask really any hope? No, because you get the feeling that, since the number of "anointed" in life right now (or "faithful slaves and discrete, "as they like to be announced) approximately 10,800 [4], and it is possible that this number has remained more or less stable - with deaths and new purchases each year - could it be that from 1879 to present the remaining 133,200 people, with a average of a thousand new "anointed" each year, have already been allocated all? I'd do a little research to, if I were you.
Well, our mission is accomplished today, dear brothers. I hope you have today a more tool, always remembering what he said the ruthless Nietzsche: It is false that every truth is not aroused at least a laugh!
Peace.
[1] Luigi Pirandello: The license , available at:
http://www.classicitaliani.it/pirandel/novelle/03_040.htm
[2] See:
http://www.watchtowerinformationservice.org/dates/the-1975-prophecy -and-its-impact-among-Dutch-Jehovahs-witnesses /
[3] JR Mantey, quoted by A. Aveta, Analysis of a sect , pp. 30, 31. See also video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GIGMiSzmw8
[4] Annual report, Yearbook, Watch Tower Bible & Tract Society, 2010.
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